Favorite Appalachian Sayings

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Granny

I’m sharing some of my favorite old sayings with you today. I hope you’ll leave a comment and add to the list.

  • That dog won’t hunt
  • If that don’t make your wood burn nothing will
  • Your milk of human kindness has turned to bonnie clabber
  • She threw more out the back door than her man could tote in the front
  • As poor as a bear that wintered up in the Balsams
  • Weddin’ without courtin is like vittles without salt
  • Beauty never made the kettle sing
  • Never get your horse in a place where you can’t turn around
  • I ain’t been in his shoes and I can’t gauge his footsteps
  • It’s never to late to mend
  • Where’s there’s bees there’s honey
  • What can’t be cured must be endured
  • Don’t miss her no more than a cold draft after the door’s shut
  • He’d buy a load of cord wood to peddle out in hell if you’d give him till Christmas to pay for it
  • Sit down and rest yourself, settin’s cheaper’n standin’
  • Lookin’ like the hind wheels o’ destruction

Vibrant descriptive wisdom filled language = Appalachia

Tipper

Appalachian-Cooking-Class

Come cook with me!

MOUNTAIN FLAVORS – TRADITIONAL APPALACHIAN COOKING
Location: John C. Campbell Folk School – Brasstown, NC
Date: Sunday, June 23 – Saturday, June 29, 2019
Instructors: Carolyn Anderson, Tipper Pressley

Experience the traditional Appalachian method of cooking, putting up, and preserving the bounty from nature’s garden. Receive hands-on training to make and process a variety of jellies, jams, and pickles for winter eating. You’ll also learn the importance of dessert in Appalachian culture and discover how to easily make the fanciest of traditional cakes. Completing this week of cultural foods, a day of bread making will produce biscuits and cornbread. All levels welcome.

Along with all that goodness Carolyn and I have planned a couple of field trips to allow students to see how local folks produce food for their families. The Folk School offers scholarships you can go here to find out more about them. For the rest of the class details go here.

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24 Comments

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    Jena Sutton
    March 3, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    My Granny Georgie Sutton would always tell me i was “Meaner than a Striped Snake and tougher than a pine knot” . Any time I seemed like my mind was in another place her brother, Uncle Paul would say “A penny for your thoughts?” He’d also tell me I was growing like weed and the last time he saw me I was just knee high to a grasshopper.

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    David Frost
    March 2, 2019 at 8:08 am

    Here are some of the saying from around here:
    “Drunker than a boiled owl.”
    “He ain’t worth the salt that goes in his butter.”
    “Crooked as a Rattlesnake.”

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    Mary Lou McKillip
    February 26, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    Tipper love your saying dad told me one time I guess I was skipping around and probably getting on his nerves. He said Moo that was my nickname go over there and sit on your fist and rare back on your thumb .

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    lc barn
    February 26, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    Having been raised in poverty, poor as church mice was a favorite. A friend in childhood, thru school, would appear to have something better than any thing I knew, I would ask, where did you get it, reply ” stole eggs and bought it”
    Not a sin to be poor, but it sure hurts.

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    Charline
    February 26, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    Just a few more: Grinnin’ like a summer ‘possum
    Cute as a speckled pup
    Drunk as Cooter Brown- or, Three sheets to the wind!
    That’ll cut her rain down to a drizzle
    You ought to stay all night- we’ll make a Baptist pallet, or hang you on a nail!
    Cold as Christmas out there

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    Julie Moreno
    February 26, 2019 at 3:03 pm

    You don’t find roses in a cow pasture.

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    Miss Cindy
    February 26, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    How about:
    Happy as a pig in slop.
    Cute as a speckled pup.
    I love all these expressions they are Appalachia and they are us!

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    Melissa P (Misplaced Southerner)
    February 26, 2019 at 11:54 am

    Most of ’em have already been covered:
    Lie down with dogs, wake up with fleas
    If wishes were horses, beggars would ride
    Grinning like a mule with a mouthful of briars
    One I didn’t see:
    Fetch more bees with honey than you do with vinegar.
    Really have heard almost all of these at some point in my life. The one about the bear in the Balsams brought back sweet memories!

  • Reply
    Emily in Austin
    February 26, 2019 at 10:37 am

    TIPPER, LOVE this post! I’ll be thinking of other expressions all day. Thank you for all that you do!

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    Jim Keller
    February 26, 2019 at 10:32 am

    I’ve heard varitions of most of those. The wife was asking me about one I used the other day to describe a relative of hers, that she swore she had never heard when I said he was “wiggling like a worm in ashes”.

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    PinnacleCreek
    February 26, 2019 at 10:32 am

    Thanks so much to Granny. I am certain she is probanly a world of info. Here are some and could be repeats. 1) he/she wakes up in a different world every day. 2) slicker than nark on a log 3) uglier than sin 4) crazier than a bed bug.

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    Jackie
    February 26, 2019 at 9:14 am

    If that don’t ring your bell your clapper must be broke.
    He rows with one oar.
    He’s about half a bubble off level.
    Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.
    Don’t let the door hit your butt when you leave.
    Run away so fast your shirt tail can’t catch up till middle of next week.

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    Brian P.T. BlakePriceless.
    February 26, 2019 at 9:09 am

    Priceless! “He’d buy a load of cord wood to peddle out in hell if you’d give him till Christmas to pay for it.” My third-great grandfather, who grew up in South Carolina and fled across the mountains to Kingston, Tennessee, in 1800 to escape gambling debts and “trouble with the church” related to horse racing, is said to have been “a trader and a shrewd businessman.” He went broke a couple of times in land speculations. This old Appalachian saying nails the gnarly old pioneer perfectly.

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    Jeanie
    February 26, 2019 at 8:58 am

    If that don”t light your fire then your wood must be wet. (to really like or enjoy something)
    Catty-Wampus meaning across from –opposite from. or on the opposite corner.

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    Barbara Trent
    February 26, 2019 at 8:38 am

    When folks came to visit, Mother met them at the door and said,”Get out and come in”.
    If someone knocked on the door she would say,”Come in if your nose is clean!”

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    carol harrison
    February 26, 2019 at 8:35 am

    Kissin don’t last, cookin do.

    If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

    lookin like something the cat drug in.

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    Sherry Case
    February 26, 2019 at 8:30 am

    Smiling like a mule eatn’briars.
    Poorer than Job’s turkey
    Why don’t you stay the week or stay till you get weak?
    Stay longer and have less.

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    Sherri Moore
    February 26, 2019 at 8:09 am

    This is somthing my grandmother used to say, you don’t pay for you raisin till you have kids of your own.
    My uncle used to say, he lies when the truth would serve him better.

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    Diane Tuttle
    February 26, 2019 at 7:44 am

    Birds of a feather flock together.
    Wish in one hand and spit in the other and see which fills up fastest.
    Lie down with the dogs and wake up with fleas.
    If wishes were horses then poor men could ride.
    And my favorite, “Can’t never could do nothing.”

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    aw griff
    February 26, 2019 at 7:29 am

    One my Father said to me. Son I got a crow to pick with you.
    Dad would say I looked and looked for that thang and I found it all at onct,
    Dad talking about a bad marriage. He drove his ducks to a bad market
    When I didn’t do a job to suit Dad He would tell me I had to lick my calf again.
    Dad would say you have too nuf or too none,
    My father-in law had some really colorful and insulting ones. He would say that woman was so buck tooth she could eat a pumpkin through a picket fence
    I never liked or understood one of his favorites. That fellow will run through that money quicker than a dose of salts through a widder woman.

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    Tom
    February 26, 2019 at 7:18 am

    [said of an expensive car] I wish I had that one and he had a better one.

    [said of a speeding car on the highway] If you were on your way to Hell, someone would try to beat you there.

    [said of an arrogant person] If you could buy him for what he’s worth and sell him for what he thinks he’s worth, you’d have a fortune.

    [self-explanatory] If if’s and but’s were candy and nuts, we’d all have a Merry Christmas.

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    Don Casada
    February 26, 2019 at 7:13 am

    Love these. I’m going to add a couple from George Masa, a little Japanese fellow who loved these old mountains we call home. He wandered amongst them, and led others in the wandering and wondering.

    “More walk, less talk.

    “Off your seats and on your feets.”

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    tmc
    February 26, 2019 at 5:32 am

    One of my favorites I heard my Mother in law say one time in raising kids, ” It’s the Parents place to help get those Kids over Fools hill.

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    JustAnOldGuy
    February 26, 2019 at 4:53 am

    “He’s got enough money to burn a wet mule.” Self explanatory.
    “Every tub sits on its own bottom.” Take responsibility for your actions – don’t blame others.
    “Cat fur to make kitten britches.” A pointless, unproductive waste of time.
    “Grinning like a mule eating briars.” Self explanatory.
    “Hog killing weather.” A fall day with temperatures above freezing and below 40 degrees.
    “Hotter than a two dollar pistol.” Can refer to ambient temperature or extreme anger.
    “Happy as a hog in slop.” Self explanatory.

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