crock full of cucumbers and water

cucumber noun variant form cowcumber.
1928 (in 1952 Mathes Tall Tales 72) Bet ol’ Nelse is settin’ on a rock waiting’ as c’am as a cowcumber on ice! 1942 Hall Phonetics 38. 1967 DARE (Gatlinburg TN). 1986 Pederson et al. LAGS 10 of 26 (27.7%) of LAGS speakers using term were from E Tenn. 1997 Andrews Mountain Vittles 39 Soon as the cowcumber—that’s what we mostly call ’em—were big enough to slice momma always had a dishful on the table, along with sliced maters.
[EDD general use in Scot, Irel, Engl; CUD]

—Dictionary of Smoky Mountain English


We planted Granny’s garden for her Mother’s Day present. She isn’t able to even get out in it anymore, but I know seeing us work in the garden and getting to eat from it brings her great joy.

Granny said she wanted a lot of cucumbers this year and it reminded me of the dictionary entry for cowcumber.

I’ve never heard a cucumber called a cowcumber—have you?

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  1. No, Tipper, I’ve never heard them called cow cumbers (spellcheck won’t even let me type it as one word). I DO love fresh cucumbers chilled and sliced with home-grown maters though. Also, I really love sliced tomatoes (maters) with scrambled eggs for breakfast.

    1. Don’t give in to spellcheck! When it puts that rude red zigzaggedy line under the word all you have to do is right click on the word and choose “Add to Dictionary” and it will leave you alone.

  2. Never heard them called cowcumbers. Like everything else in Appalachia a lot of sayings and folklore can revolve around the simplest of everyday things. I always heard a Copperhead was near by if you smelled cucumbers.Another was that cucumber slices would help the delicate tissue around the eyes, and I only saw that done once. As Wanda Devers said “as cool as a cucumber.” My mother made the best cole slaw ever because she always shredded up a lot of cucumbers in it to use up a bountiful crop. It always amazed me how a big ole yellow cucumber could hide no matter how carefully you went through thepatch. Nature’s way of letting them go to seed or providing for the creatures I would imagine. I am so glad Granny has her garden. That was also a major part of my Mother’s life even though she could only string beans. I could see the pleasure in her eyes when I would bring a basket in full of random garden vegetables.

    1. Mommy made coleslaw with cabbage, cucumbers and chopped tomatoes. She made the dressing with cream, salt and pepper. Maynaze or salad dressing was unknown in our house when I was little but cream rose every day.

  3. I haven’t heard that but it brings to mind the saying, “cool as a cucumber”.

    I’m glad Granny will have her garden to see. Mama missed it so much. My brother planted a small one on one of the old spots and finally I planted some squash, etc, in flower beds around her house.

  4. I’ve heard cowcumber but only in a joking way. Might have said it myself a time or two. I do love cucumbers. They get expensive in the winter but I buy them anyway. I like the little pickling cukes. The bigger ones are OK but they are too much for one meal and after being cut turn to mush very quickly.
    I made pickles last year that were so good that I had them all eat up by the end of October. I’m gonna have to do better this year!

  5. I have heard them called cowcumbers but not in my family. I’m trying the bush variety this year to keep from having so many vines running across the garden.

  6. I have heard it once. In your neck of the woods there is a “cucumber tree” (magnolia acuminata) also called ” mountain magnolia”. It has a green fruit somewhat like a cucumber. The Brasstown Carvers used it frequently because its light buff brown colored wood is perfect for rabbits, deer and other such colored animals. Beside its beauty, it carves almost as easily as butternut. I carved a life-sized cucumber rabbit in Helen Gibson’s class once.

    Now for the rest of the story…In the north Alabama mountains, carvers and saw-millers call the common tree a “cowcumber tree”. Go figure…

  7. Can’t say that I had heard them called cowcumber until we moved here 42 years ago and the neighbor called them that as what I thought was just one of his jokes but he called them that most of the time and I do also now and again.

  8. In my neck of the woods growing up, a cowcumber was a cucumber that had gotten missed hiding in the green and had got real big and starting turning yellow. So that was how we cumbered up cows with cucumbers. We had no use for them. About all they were good for was to save seed.

    We also had a wild magnolia we called a cucumber tree because of its seed pods. Turned out though that it was really an “umbrella magnolia” and another tree was actually the “cucumber magnolia”.

  9. I/we have called them that as long as I can remember. As I recall my paternal grandparents called them such so I guess it just trickled down.

  10. Nope, never heard of a cowcumber, I can’t get any idea in my head about they might come to be called cowcumbers!

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