“We ort to make sure before we jump in with both feet. A feller might just drownd. My daddy always…

“He and his family had a great big house. It felt as empty as a gun barrel. The old married…

A durn yearling jumped out in front of him about dark. He like to have hit it. It woulda tore…

He told me he knowed why I didn’t talk it’s cause I’s too lazy! He knowed me like a book!…

“I don’t guess you’ve added up the mount yet?” “No you ain’t been hardly getting nothing.” Last night’s video: A…

“My little daddy used to say you just have to bear it you don’t have to grin while you’re doing…

“Did you know this is leap year? I’ve been meaning to tell you, you could ask that boy to marry…

She had a lot of two dollar bills she’d saved over the years. She kept ’em in an old pocketbook….

“Momma’s afraid he’d pitch in the water so she’d make me go with him. Well if he did pitch in…

“Have you ever seen a more rackety world? You can hear music a goin all hours of the night and…

“Can you imagine an ear of sweet corn as big as a saw log? I’d put a deacon at each…

“Are you in a powerful hurry? If you’ve got time I want to show you something in the backroom.” Last…